What would have Jesus done ?

by coalize 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • coalize
    coalize

    "Everytime you want to do something think at what Jesus would have done at your place"

    Every one already heard that once, i'm sure.

    What's funny and I always dreamt to do, but never had the courage, it's to take the box where you put contributions and throw it at the ground to break it.

    Elders : "What are you doing?"

    Me : "Like Jesus would have done at my place"

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Coal-eyes - Chase them with a whip!
  • Lieu
    Lieu
    Go hang out with people considered "bad association" while the Pharisees, er 'scuse, Elders complain as procedures to have you 'killed' begin. Brother snitch-a-lot will be promised a part on the Circuit assembly for being a witness against you.
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Grow a beard and have long hair.
  • coalize
    coalize
    Chase them with a whip!

    Oh yes! Very good idea! I'm excited just by thinking at the show! :)

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    My other answer would be....cease to exist!
  • Lieu
    Lieu

    Be the lone (and single) brother hanging out at the house of two sisters.

    Work at an actual paying job. Help support your mother.

    Actually feed people who've sat listening to you for hours.

    Be uplifting not negative.

  • purrpurr
    purrpurr
    I wonder what the elders would do if someone turned up to the meeting in full Jesus costume: robes, handles, beard and long hair???
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    If Jesus (Whom I don't believe existed in real life but hey..just for argument's sake), himself turned up at the Kingdom Hall, he would be hated by the elders because they answer to the holy, holy. holy governing body, not to god!
  • coalize
    coalize
    If Jesus come to a KH, elders will scream on him because his WT is not underlined. He will be considered as bad association!

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