FILL IN YOUR SERVICE REPORT!

by Mary 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary

    OK, everyone, it's almost the end of the month so we want you to fill in the Service Report below and hand it in to your Book Study Conductor:

    Name: Mary

    Month: Any

    How many hours did you fake this month? 35!

    Minus Coffee Break and Gossip 15 second

    How many magazines did you throw away? All of them.

    Did you actually PAY for them? Of course not

    Why the hell not? Cause I'm cheap! hehehehe.....and you can't sue me!

    How Many Return Visits did you make? 55

    Did you actually knock on the door? No, was I supposed to?

    Why the hell not? A cute guy lives there.

    How many Books did you place? 98

    Liar. (giggle, giggle.....prove it!)

    Booklets? What the hell is that? I mean......65

    You're full of shit.

    Bible Studies? 679

    (not including the imaginary ones with the crew of the Enterprise) 0

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Someone "brought up blood" on a door - so I "reached" into my bag...

  • patio34
    patio34

    Hi Mary! Thats very funny. Lets see . . . I can probably count 20 hours for being on this board, and another 5 for all the bad-mouthing I do about JWs at work, especially advertising the news shows that are revealing the WTS non -child protection policies. No books though, but I did throw away almost all of the rags they publish. --Pat

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    Name: Lee

    Month: This one

    How many hours did you fake this month? 0 I never fake it

    Minus Coffee Break and Gossip Like I said I never fake it

    How many magazines did you throw away? none - I save every single one to use against the WTS.

    Did you actually PAY for them? never - I find a lot of them in laudry mats though

    Why the hell not? Cause finders keepers ... losers.....

    Did you actually knock on the door? No it is usually open

    Why the hell not? it is usually open - Can't you read?

    How many Books did you place? My library holds over 600 books and they are all placed on the shelfs so over 600

    Liar. wanna count them?

    Booklets? Yea I got some

    You're full of shit. Sometimes

    Bible Studies? no thanks been there done that...

  • Mary
    Mary

    Hi Patio:

    Wow! 25 hours! That's FAR above the monthly average of the R&F Witness! Just another 25 and you could be an Apostate Pioneer!!!

  • zev
    zev

    Name: zev (harold)

    Month: last 10 years

    How many hours did you fake this month? 1-2!

    Minus Coffee Break and Gossip 10 minutes

    How many magazines did you throw away? collected them in a big stack to level the table or bed.

    Did you actually PAY for them? hell no

    Why the hell not? cuz, it ain't Jehover's bible base earthlt spirit directed visible organization

    How Many Return Visits did you make? i don't go back.wtf?

    Did you actually knock on the door? yes, why not? whats behind door number 3???

    Why the hell not? <deleted>.

    How many Books did you place? 0

    Liar. (i'm not lying, only on my service report )

    Booklets? book, (as in lets go fast )

    You're full of shit. (absotulutely)

    Bible Studies? doe's studing a "bible base "publication" count?

    (not including the imaginary ones with the crew of the Enterprise) capt kirk never studied the bible

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