by nicolaou 8 Replies latest jw friends
1. Answer the door naked and carrying weaponry. (immediate results)
2. Pretend to be the slowest talking person in the world and see how long their spirit of Christian charity lasts.
3. Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to get flustered and leave.
your additional sugestions please
Nic'
nic,
4. ask them who those two large men standing behind them are.
(just a little jw urban legend humor for those in the know)
riz
Draw a chalk outline of a body on the walkway to the front door with shell casings and WT literature scattered around. Tell the latest JW's at your door that it was "self-defense."
TR
print off one of f iends posts and ask them if they'll study it with you.
print off one of f iends posts, read it to them and ask them:
"would the author of these statements be disfellowshipped for apostacy if the elders ever found out he was posting these critiques of the WTBTS on the world wibe web site called jehovas-witness.com?"
I-CHING
Hi riz,
I remember that story-legend.
I guess it's been around for awhile.
neyank
Ask them in so that you can teach them the Bible.
ozzie (of the sharing class)
Tell them you already have your own religion. When they ask what it is, wince a little before confessing, "er, I'm not sure if it's legal in this country".
see you at: http://communities.msn.co.uk/altJehovahsWitnesses
have your boxer/pit bull answer the door and pretend you can bearly hold him back. worked for me:)
Put up a picture of the covers of Crisis of Concience and In Search of Christian Freedom on your front door.
That should do the trick.
neyank
