A young newly married Ministerial Servant was very impressed with how an older elder maintained such strict control over his family. Wanting to fit in and control his new bride the same way, he approached the elder after meeting and ask how did he accomplish it.
The elder answered that he took of his pants early in the marriage and told his then new bride to put them on. Of course, she couldn't fit in them and he then told her that since only he fit the pants, that he wore the pants in family and she must obey.
Impressed with this advice, the young MS went home that evening, took off his pants and threw them at his new bride. When she asked why he did that, he answered, "put them on!" She answered, "honey, you know I can fit in your pants." The MS said, "that's right, you can't. Only I wear the pants in this house and you better get to know that!"
The young sister looked quizingly at her new husband, thinking. Then, she reached up under her dress, pulled down her panties and threw them in his face saying, "there, now you put those one!" The MS answered, rather surprised, "honey, you know I can't get into your panties." To which the young sister replied, "that's right! And, you never will as long as you have that lousy attitude."