An Objetive Post

by Victor_E 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Victor_E
    Victor_E

    Since we cannot experience reality directly but we con only represent it through our

    individual filters and five senses I decided to post an objective third position observation about the whole JW phenomena from a Martians viewpoint that just landed on earth.

    First I will do the JWs:

    • They are a tribe of six million people led by a few old men and their assistants.
    • They have many factories to sell their products to the masses by unpaid salespeople.
    • At their sales rallies they constantly tell their sales people they are not selling enough.
    • They motivate their sales people with fear, shame, and guilt.
    • Their aged leaders think they are Gods and can do no wrong and if they do they hide it.
    • They dont accept any criticism from outsiders and they attack any internal critics and fire them.
    • They make many rules that benefit their agenda and public image although in recent times it has been tarnished.
    • When they need to make theological changes they use a complex mental sleight of mind techniques.
    • They vilify and demonize former salespeople.
    • They have funny rules about treating former salespeople for themselves and their salespeople.
    • They hate any kind of inquires by non JW people about their secret agendas or inner workings.
    • They wear plastic smiles and they repeat mantras about being the happiest people on earth.
    • Their salespeople attack former salespeople.
  • LuckyLucy
    LuckyLucy

    They will not let their children play with blue stuffed dolls (smurfs) because they feel they are harmful.

    Yet they have no problem with the Monsters that (pedophiles) sit in the same building with them..in fact they embrace them.

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Hail to the Martians!

    And long live the smurfs, I like them.

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    As a Martian, you must be very disappointed that the WTS got to these people first and drilled a mind-controlling device into their cerebellums. Your planned invasion of this planet will therefore fail. You should have watched more episodes of the Twilight Zone and Outer Limits. If you had, you would have been prepared for this.

    Because of your lack of foresight, the people of earth will now come under control of the galactic empire of God headquartered in the Pleiades.

    If you humble yourselves, we may even yet allow you to serve as a Nethinim.

    Craig (of the shield-on-nape-of-neck class)

  • kelsey007
    kelsey007

    Sounds like most major american corporations except for the "no compensation" policy...

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