Christian pickup lines

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  • expatbrit

    Well, we all know Christ was a bit of a goer. I mean, you don't think he was just having his feet washed by Mary the Magdalene, do you?

    Consequently, in the grand tradition of Jesus "God's gift to women" Christ, here are some wonderful Christian pickup lines from

    Christians, don't blame me if you get a crucifix in the head after trotting out one of these little beauties.


    1) I'm pretty flexible. I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
    2) I would like to pray with you
    3) You know Jesus, Me too
    4) No, I'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine
    5) How about a hug, sister?
    6) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
    7) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug
    8) Are you cold? Eccleseasties 4:11
    9) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
    10) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
    11) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?
    12) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
    13) You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
    14) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
    15) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
    16) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
    17) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
    18) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
    19) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
    20) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
    21) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
    22) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
    23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
    24) What do you think Paul meant when he said, "greet everyone with a holy kiss?" (1 Cor 16:20)
    25) You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (DO NOT get this confused!)
    26) Nice Bible
    27) Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
    28) Do you think "Ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?
    29) I practice our mission to "Love one another" to the fullest extent
    30) God told me to come talk to you
    31) How do you feel about "It is more blessed to give than to receive"?
    32) I think we should celebrate with a "love offering" tonight
    33) When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "Rejoice and be Glad"
    34) I didnt know angels flew this low
    35) Excuse me, but can I drinkith from your cupith?
    36) I think I feel the Holy Sprit, No, wait, I believe that may be you this time.
    37) If Eve was tempeted by an apple than you must be my fruit.
    38) That halo matches perfect with your eyes.
    39) Am I dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.
    40) You put the "cute" back in persecution!

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