Why are the Muslim terrorists so quick to commit suicide?
Let's see now:
No pre-marital sex.
No oral sex ever.
No booze.
No Titty bars.
No playboy channel.
No organized sports of any kind to speak of.
Hooters. "What is this
Hooters of which you speak!" Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating only with your right hand.
Prayer five times a day.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils.
Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better!