I'm searching this thread from top to bottom and don't see anywhere a scripture was quoted at all.
Derp!!
Christians not knowing the Bible
by Viviane 62 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Viviane
I'm searching this thread from top to bottom and don't see anywhere a scripture was quoted at all.
Proverbs 5:19 - Let her breasts satisfy you always.
Ask and you shall receive.
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freemindfade
hahahahah! At last, a scripture worth quoting!
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cappytan
a minute ago
I'll have to think on it for a bit while I'm making dinner for the rugrats.
TIL Viv has rugrats. Not a bad thing, just something I never picked up on before.How can an atheist be blessed with children and not just see the evidence of the glory of God right in front of them?:P -
Heaven
Viviane, I can relate to your OP. I have had many conversations with Christians and it amazes me how much they do not know about the Bible or the natural world. One of my friends is Catholic. I pointed out the scripture at Ezekiel 23:20. She was shocked. She had no idea that was in the Bible.
fmf said: We could make a lot of money starting our own cult, what do you say Cofty and Viviane? The church of Cathartocism? Or church-of-derp?
Just out of curiosity, I Googled 'church of derp'. This was the first image that came up:
Viviane said: I think the world would be a better place if we all had more boobs and less talking in our life.
(Edited to spell Viviane's name correctly)
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freemindfade
The United church of derp! Converting immediately.... -
Viviane
Dinner is about to be served. Deets after. -
Jonathan Drake
freemindfade7 minutes ago
The United church of derp! Converting immediately....The church of derp would be the single greatest church ever. And here is their messiah:
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Heaven
Jonathan Drake, that picture is some holy crap! (lol)
More Boobies ;0)
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freemindfade
JD I needed thay laugh. Cappy we gotta do something with this. Our steven colbert style parody of jw.broadcasting will be called church of derp and that will be out messiah
