Question you may have ,but to embarrassed to ask.

I will start.

1) can you cry under water? (2) Once you are in heaven, do you get stuck

wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? (3) Why is "bra" singular

and "panties" plural? (4) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

1) can you cry under water?

Yes. The tears will simply mix with the water.

(2) Once you are in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

God gives you a huge wardrobe closet inside your celestial mansion.

(3) Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Panties is plural because it covers two butt cheeks. Bra? Don't have a clue.

(4) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

You have too much time in your hands.

Village Idiot: (3) makes a lot of sense "covers two butt cheeks." LOL

"If pasta fills you up, wouldn't antipasta make you hungry?"

"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"

"If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys???"

What is an 'occasional table' the rest of the time?

Vidiot: The sixty four thousand question "If humans evolved from monkey, why

are there still monkeys?"

Punkofnice: Good one.

What happened to the poor saps upon whom Preparations A thru G were tested?

If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?

*about the bra: Bra is short for "brassiere" which comes from the french word for "arm". Brassiere in contemporary French means "children's vest".

sir82. LOL

OrphanCrow: Thanks, you learn so much here...