I'm beating s dead horse, but I must. Feeding the animals on the Ark

The kids were on vacation so I had the privilege of feeding the grandson's zoo.

My instruction.

Grandpa.. cage one ,two and three...baby tarantulas. They must be fed three times a week.

Five fruit flies in cage two and three and 10 fruit flies in cage three. (Me) son I can't see

those fruit flies and you expect me to count them. Ok next.

Cage 4 and 5...crickets, 5 in cage 4 and tree in cage 5. (me) what am I feeding, I don't see anything.

(Grandson) See there, they look like a branch, camouflage

Ok let move on. Cage 6-8 lizards. 6 and 7 ,10 crickets each and 8 he is a vegetarian, feed it

lettuce chopped fine. (me) are you serious. Then he tell me cage 8 lizards needs some type of cream

rubbed on his nose. The last cage , the snake. I refuse to feed him a live rat. No need he had a running nose.

Outside cockroaches, lettuce. Feeding the cats was easy.

You my friend, are a good grandpa!

The unfortunate part about this, my own grandkids(by blood) will never know this.

They are JW's and I don't know them..

Anyone that works in a zoo or a pet store can not believe in the Ark story. LOL

Village Idiot. Funny funny, funny.

I shouldn't be watching videos like these ones here, but he he he he he !!!!!

Thanks the OP and V.I

JM, you bring up another very valid point about the Biblical flood/Noah's Ark story and the issue of feeding all the animals on that boat for a year.

LOL! Thanks VI. I will be sending those videos to one of my friends. We have fun regularly dissing the Bible.

Aronofsky's movie explained it by Noah and his family inducing hibernation with drugs of some kind.

If you had fed that horse a bit sooner it might not be dead now.