The Dead Generation

A humourous look at the " new light"

JWMan 1 : "Hello. I've got a complaint."

Governing Body Member (GBM) : "What is it?"

JW : "This Generation you sold me is dead."

GBM : "No it isn't"

JW : "Yes it is, look at it! It ain't even moving since the November 'Towers

GBM : "Its not dead, its just been readjusted."

JW : "READJUSTED!! Its not readjusted, its bloody dead."

GBM : "You're just not looking at it right."

JW : "How am I supposed to look at it??"

GBM : "Have you tried squinting?"

JW : "Shall I hang upside down, too?"

GBM : "Oh, no,no,no...blood will rush to your brain and you might be tempted to use it. Try looking at it sideways."

JW : "Nope, its still dead."

GBM : "Have you tried shaking it?"

JW : "Look man, I have tried shaking, squinting, staring, blinking, and jumping up-and-bloody-down and its still dead."

GBM : "It might be pining for the new system."

JW : "Pining for the new system? Look it would have fallen down long ago if you hadn't nailed it up!"

GBM : "Maybe its just resting"

JW : "Its not resting. Its dead, passed on, ceased to be, gone to meet its maker, passed over, this is an ex-generation!"

GBM : "You tried squinting?"

JW : "Yes, and its still dead. I would like a new doctrine please."

GBM : "Very well, I have "All Churches Suck" very popular."

JW : "Does it give a time frame for the end?"

GBM : "No...no...no it doesn't"

JW : "Well then its not a suitable replacement then is it?"

GBM : "I don't have any more time...."

JW : "You got plenty since you killed the generation"

GBM : "I am very busy in the Kingdom work. The only thing I can offer you is vague promises subject to abitrary change."

JW : "That's it is it?"

GBM : "Well I'll throw in a general feeling of self-righteousness with a side of arrogance and some denial."

JW : "That will have to do, make sure you put it in a pretty colored wrapper so I'll feel like I have something."

GBM : "Putting nothing in a pretty wrapper is our specialty."