theocratic emergency phone numbers

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  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    from 'jehovah's witnesses on the web'.

    THEOCRATIC EMERGENCY PHONE NUMBERS (911)

    When in sorrow,..........................CALL JOHN 14
    When men fail you,.......................CALL PSALMS 27
    If you want to be fruitful,..............CALL JOHN 15
    When you have sinned,....................CALL PSALMS 51
    When you worry,..........................CALL MATTHEW 6:19-24
    When you are in danger,..................CALL PSALMS 91
    When God seems far away,.................CALL PSALMS 139
    When your faith needs stirring,..........CALL HEBREWS 11
    When you are lonely and fearful,.........CALL PSALMS 23
    When you grow bitter and critical,.......CALL 1 COR. 13
    For Paul's secret to happiness,..........CALL COL 3:12-17
    For idea of Christianity,................CALL 1 COR. 5:15-19
    When you feel down and out,..............CALL ROMANS 8:31-39
    When you want peace and rest,............CALL MATTHEW 11:25-30
    When the world seems bigger than God,....CALL PSALMS 90
    When you want Christian assurance,.......CALL ROMANS 8:1-30
    When you leave home for labor or travel,.CALL PSALMS 121
    When your prayers grow narrow or selfish,CALL PSALMS 67
    For a great invention/opportunity,.......CALL ISAIAH 55
    When you want courage for a task,........CALL JOSHUA 1
    How to get along with fellowmen,.........CALL ROMANS 12
    When you think of investments/returns,...CALL MARK 10
    If you are depressed,....................CALL PSALMS 27
    If your pocketbook is empty,.............CALL PSALMS 37
    If your losing confidence in people,.....CALL 1 COR. 13
    If people seem unkind,...................CALL JOHN 15
    If discouraged about your work,..........CALL PSALMS 126
    If you find the world growing small & yourself great...CALL PSALMS 19

    Emergency numbers may be dialed direct. No operator assistance necessary.
    All
    lines are open 24/7, everyday of the week.

    JWOTW Assistant Manager

    oh BROTHER...

  • Grout
    Grout

    "I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is no longer compatible with scientific progress. Please check your belief system and try again."

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