Study Post/The Simon Class-Q&A

somebody

Good evening all,

I noted the number of registered users of ( not to be confused with "baptized publishers" of) Simon's Discussion board since May 25th.

On May 25, 2002 5308 registered users

On June 4, 2002 5494 registered users

It is on the basis of such and so many correspondencies - in accordance with the soundest laws known to independent thinkers, that I affirm that historically, present-truth chronology is correct beyond a doubt that there is an avergae of 18.6 new users per day. It's reliability has been abundantly confirmed by the dates and events I just shown and mentioned. The indisputable facts show that the present-truth chronology is a secure basis on which the consecrated child of the internet may endeavor to search out accurate knowledge of things to come.

This is powerful proof that biblical prophecy is now being fulfilled by the modern-day Simon Class(Matthew 16:17,18). They say that strength is in numbers.

1a - What are the indisputable facts?
1b - What may we endeavor to search out accurate knowledge of?
1c.- Who are "They"?

peace,
somebody....who "encourages" all to print,study, and underline in preparation to answer correctly to the ~~organizatio~~ active registered users.

P.S. If you don't answer correctly, that does NOT make you internetly weak. You would still be considered an active and networthy user in the eyes of the Simon Class. The Simon Class will not throw you into Satan's hands, but we'll think of a good label or punishment for you.

"Air baths are good for preventing colds.. What you do is strip naked mornings and evenings and then bob up and down for a while."~ Golden Age Feb 10 1926 31

Group air bath,anyone?

Had Enough

And of course we all know that all mature and loyal Simonites..er Simonians er...ones of the Simon class will endeavour to live up to his/her responsibilities so as to not bring reproach upon his name.

As is it said, so let it be done. Amen. [8>]

btw Somebody: I've been keeping daily track of the numbers as well, and noted the increase compared to the usual 5-8 new registered ones per day leading up to the week before Dateline....as they say "Great minds think alike, and fools...ah, never mind!

Had Enough

"Never doubt that a small group of citizens can change the world.
Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."...Margaret Mead

somebody

And of course we all know that all mature and loyal Simonites..er Simonians er...ones of the Simon class will endeavour to live up to his/her responsibilities so as to not bring reproach upon his name.
As is it said, so let it be done. Amen.

lol!

btw Somebody: I've been keeping daily track of the numbers as well, and noted the increase compared to the usual 5-8 new registered ones per day leading up to the week before Dateline....as they say "Great minds think alike, and fools...ah, never mind!

I guess they do! At least ours great minds do! I don't think anyone else got it.

peace,
somebody....who is off to take the Am I looney test. I think I'll smile at the results!

"Air baths are good for preventing colds.. What you do is strip naked mornings and evenings and then bob up and down for a while."~ Golden Age Feb 10 1926 31

Group air bath,anyone?

somebody

It only happens once in a blue moon, but when you cut loose, you really cut loose. We wouldn't call you loony, but you might qualify for loon-ish. Because while you've been known to have your moments of insanity, you're usually the model of decorum. That's why people are so tickled when you do occasionally do and say off-the-wall, goofy things. But you usually tend to keep your emotions and behavior strictly in check — making sure the scales are firmly tipped toward "sanity" is something you take pride in. That said, it wouldn't hurt to indulge your loony side a little more often. Being dependable and reliable is one thing; being predictable is something else entirely. So leave work early and go fly a kite. Hire a skywriter to inscribe your squeeze's name in midair. Go skinny dipping in January. Make a point of leaving room for spontaneity and craziness in your life — trust us, it's lots of fun.

peace,
somebody

"Air baths are good for preventing colds.. What you do is strip naked mornings and evenings and then bob up and down for a while."~ Golden Age Feb 10 1926 31

Group air bath,anyone?

somebody

3 more registered users since I posted this!

simonites are 5,597 members!

powerful proof keeps gaining more power!

"Air baths are good for preventing colds.. What you do is strip naked mornings and evenings and then bob up and down for a while."~ Golden Age Feb 10 1926 31

Group air bath,anyone?

Valis

While he's at figuring out all that prophetic numerology Simon can just dump all his old code and all our old posts into that Apostate Pyramid Time Capsule he has out next to the begonias in the back yard....

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

Had Enough

LOL...looks like we're in here by ourselves tonight, somebody...

I see your "looney test" results told you to "go fly a kite" ... Hmmm ... I think I'd take acception to that remark....OH..you mean they just were suggesting you go have some fun...I see...[:|]

We let's go fly a kite together sometime...

btw..I got the "Forest Gump" result.."looney is as looney does" and "not nearly as nutty as a fruitcake but maybe giving Pralines 'n' Cream a run for its money".

Well I'm not the "dancing on the table" type but enjoy being out having alot of laughs with friends....hope we get to share a few sometime.

Had Enough

"Never doubt that a small group of citizens can change the world.
Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."...Margaret Mead

somebody

HadEnough,

I can't help but love you! {Jehovah God, My soverign Lord, please forgive me}

Kidding with you... but I DO love ya!

peace,
somebody...who is one cow who is going to bed knowing her bull will see this when it gets home. I'm shaking in my shoes.

"Air baths are good for preventing colds.. What you do is strip naked mornings and evenings and then bob up and down for a while."~ Golden Age Feb 10 1926 31

Group air bath,anyone?

Study Post/The Simon Class-Q&A

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