i found this in my memory box...

airwlk149

i was looking in my memory box and i found this:

A Theocratic Garden

We should all be trying to cultivate a spiritual garden, which includes: 4 vegetables, and five rows of each vegetable.
The 4 vegetables are: peas, squash, turnips, and lettuce.

5 Rows of Peas:
Personal Study
Preaching
Preparation
Preseverance
Prayer

5 Rows of Squash:
Squash gossip
Squash jealousy
Squash anger
Squash confertation
Squash strife

5 Rows of Turnips:
Turnip for the Service Meeting
Turnip for the Theocratic Ministry School
Turnip for the Bookstudy
Turnip for the Public Talk
Turnip for the Watchtower Study

5 Rows of Lettuce:
Lettuce continue to show love for one another
Lettuce continue to press on in maturity
Lettuce keep ourselves without a spot from the world
Lettuce keep a strong hold on the word of life
Lettuce do all we can to magnify Jehovah's name

Enjoy!

well, i read that and came to the conclusion that they don't follow any of that garbage.
so whatever, just thought i would post it for all of you to read and analyze.

With love,

Katie Ann

noidea

Katie..Can I see that?

<~~~~~~~throws it in the compost pile with the rest of the manure.

~~~Noi~~~
***********

Member of the: I have ~No-Idea~ class.

Elders_Kid

Sounds more like a compost pile to me.

Oooops, noidea had the same idea.

EK

Valis

5 Rows of Peas:
Personal Stagnation
Preaching Free Air Baths For Everyone
Preparation For A paradise That Will never Come
Preseverance In The Face Of The Truth
Prayer

5 Rows of Squash:
Squash Honest Conversation Among The Flock
Squash The Notion We Don't have A Pedophile Plan of Action
Squash Thoe Who Would Distrub Jehovahs Loving Arrangement
Squash Notice To Congregation of Pedophile Prescence
Squash Testimony of The Abused

5 Rows of Turnips:
Turnip for theJudicial Committee
Turnip and Lie for the Theocratic Warfare
Turnip for the Bookstudy of Propaganda
Turnip for the Public Talk From Volunteers
Turnip for the Watchtower Study In Idiocy

5 Rows of Lettuce:
Lettuce continue to show love for one another except victims of abuse
Lettuce continue to press on in maturity, get old, die and take the WT with you
Lettuce keep ourselves without a spot from the world, except when we need our own civil rights defended
Lettuce keep a strong hold on the word of life, but not the bible
Lettuce do all we can to magnify Jehovah's name under the spotlight of scrutiny

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

airwlk149

i like Valis' version a whole lot more and better and such!!!

love
katie

airwlk149

i hope nobody thinks i am a good jw now or anything.
i just found this and thought ya'll would be interested in seeing this.
it was a present from a sister in my hall when i was little.
but really, i am not a traitor...

With love,

Katie Ann

RunningMan

I think my theocratic fridge is on the blink, again.

I opened it up, and all of the veggies have gone bad.

hannibal

I never liked turnips anyway.

i found this in my memory box...

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