"Campaign after campaign!"
Here we go again!
Just to keep the flock busy, yet another pointless tract campaign starts in our part of the world....
Invite people to a convention 2,500 kms away!
we already had that one here. Do you know if there are any other campaigns scheduled for this year?
Goodness! Where on this planet do you live stuck? I'm in the UK and that's like going from here to the end of Italy or Spain! That's craziness!
Even 100 miles here is a long way to go for a convention.
It is all about keeing the r&f busy. As we know a busy witness is a happy witness.
Keep them tied up. No one is going to travel even 25 meters and waste the weekend on one of those wastefests, but the jokehovian witlesses will happily waste the whole month handing out those wastes of paper. That way, they will not notice that they are not able to accumulate any wealth--or invest it so they will be protected from the very real financial crisis at hand. They will not notice when the washtowel starts putting out a Kool-Aid buffing the penalty for marrying an unbeliever, making problems meeting suitors at a$$emblies (perhaps even with imposed assigned seating that is enforced), or doing something else to make sex lives more miserable or difficult to attain at all. They will not notice when the hounder-hounder makes this Kool-Aid even worse.
Definitely, it pays to track the money wasted during such campaigns. My suggestion is to do nothing for placement of those wastes of paper. Do not donate anything. Now, the money you would otherwise have wasted on donations or the mechanics of these campaigns goes into a separate plate or jar. You save a couple toilet papers on gas, you put it into the jar. You were going to donate 12 toilet papers, you instead put 12 toilet papers into that jar. Welsh on your pledge agreement and put the money into that jar instead. At the end of the month, you use that money to buy silver (as much as you reasonably can with the money)--and keep the silver. Then, when the dollar becomes toilet paper, you can realize you were being asked to part with that much wealth just so they could sneak extra rules on marriage and sex (which I advocate breaking).