I left Knoxville on I-75 heading toward Orlando, when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first toilet stall was occupied, so I went into the
second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall:
"Hi, how are you doing?"
Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations, and I really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I
answered, a little embarrassed:
"Not bad."
And the stranger said:
"And, what are you up to?"
Talk about your dumb questions! I was really
beginning to think this was too weird! So I said:
"Well, just like you I am driving east?"
Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say:
"Look, I'll call you right back, there is some idiot
in the next stall that is answering all the questions I am asking you. Bye!"
(I got this forwarded to me and thought it was funny)