I found a JW.org tract at work

by JimmyPage 6 Replies latest jw friends

JimmyPage

It was sitting on a table for the public with magazines like Field and Stream.

So I picked it up and took it to the bathroom.

I ripped it to shreds.

I dropped it in the toilet.

I urinated on it.

Then I flushed it down.

I'm not gonna lie, it felt great!

If it keeps one person from becoming another cult member then that's something to be proud of.
haboob48

good for you! glad your bladder was full!
JimmyPage

Me too LOL!
steve2

At the risk of being accused of quibbling, I would have thought that the JW.org paper tract would have been better pressed into service on a different part of your body.
Phizzy

I wonder if someone on here could produce a look-alike tract that we could print off that advertised JWFacts.Org (.Com really, but .Org will look better on the tract,. and still get to the Site).

We could then simply replace any of the Borgs tracts that we come across, it will drive the Dubbies mad !
JimmyPage

I've noticed some of the dubs have turned their facebook pics into blue jw.org squares this month. It would be funny to see some parodies of that.
Vidiot

JimmyPage - "I've noticed some of the dubs have turned their facebook pics into blue jw.org squares this month. It would be funny to see some parodies of that."

http://s1326.photobucket.com/user/Vidiot2014/media/JWBorg_zps83de4e2f.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0