From Amherst Maine, no that's Massachusetts, errors galore from platform, warning to Russians not to take Ukrainian's Bibles

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  • oppostate

    I went to the whole three days of Regional Convention in Amherst MA. Mostly I slept through the talks, and I did get a lot of exercise walking around the concourse area looking for a bathroom that didn't have an exesive wainint line to go pee, yes, at this convention even the men's rooms had waiting lines!!! It seemed like a full third of the audience was perpetually walking around and socializing during the program.

    There were so many errors, so many speakers tripping over their words from the manuscripts they were reading. So bad in fact, that probably explains why people would rather be walking around or getting hour long bathroom breaks than sit through the talks?

    We watched the GB'ers and GB administrative assistants talk to us through the TurboTRONs.

    And GB Bro Lett what wide open eyes you have, the better to see everyone with through the TurboTrons on stage!

    Bro Splane also a GB'er had much 'splaining to do about the third heaven and none of it made any sense, the new light wasn't kindled enough since during the lunch breaks there was much arguing about exactly what he meant. So we'll wait for the WT article next summer to clarify.

    He (Splane) told the Russians who were sitting next to the Ukranian delegation to stay away from the Ukranians new gray NWT Bibles being handed out, and be happy with the fore and after material from the Bibles which was handed out to them as tracts without the Bible that is for the Russians to enjoy.

    Of all language groups, why give the Ukrainians a new gray Bible and not some of the faster growing language groups like Spanish and Portuguese?

  • Jeannette

    I have a better idea-----don't give anybody a Bi-bull. They're full of numerology and are esoteric.

  • designs

    New '3rd heaven' light?

  • berrygerry

    Take that, Putin!

  • Jeannette

    Designs--I could almost guarantee it.

  • Jeannette

    Is the propaganda in the Ukrainian grey Bi-bull different than in the Russian? Makes no sense to me.

  • Crazyguy

    why do they even have bibles anymore, most of thier doctrine is man made...

  • GLTirebiter

    Take that, Putin!

    Perhaps that is close to the truth: the organization may want to avoid the official attention a planeload of delegates coming through customs with shiny new NWTs would attract. [edit] Especially Ukrainian NWTs, with the present politcal tension.

  • berrygerry


    The GB has been poking the bear like Rutherford poked Hitler.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley

    @ Crazyguy: why do they even have bibles anymore, most of thier doctrine is man made...


    Precisely. WT says that no one can read their Bible and understand it on their own. Only the GB can explain it. Really, what this means is a JW is wasting their time by doing any Bible reading whatsover.

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