New List of Watchtower Classes (simplified for the simple-minded)

by Focus 26 Replies latest jw friends

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  Focus

  1 Less-Senile Men Who 'Specially Advises' The President of the WTBTS
  2 The President of the Watchtower Society of Jehovah's Witnesses
  3 Jehovah gOD [As WTBTS President interprets/'explains' all... ]
  4 Charles Taze Russell, occasionally The Faithful & Discreet Slave
  5 Michael=Jesus, Satan [Jesus/Satan confusable in WTBTS literature; Abaddon-Appolyon]
  6 Other Governing Body Member (White)
  7 Other, more submissive Archangel (e.g. "J.F.Rutherford" Class)
  8 Writing or Illustrating Staff Member (including insertion of demonic imagery into illustrations)
  9 Common or Garden Angel/Spirit (e.g. "Microwave" Class)
  10 Other Committee head
  11 Higher-Up Biblical Prophet (e.g. "Moses" Class)
  12 Other Governing Body Member (Black or servile, e.g. "Ham" Class)
  13 Prominent Bethelite (e.g., "Swine Class)
  14 Biblical Prophet (e.g. "Ezekiel" Class)
  15 Other Committee Member, Zone Overseer (e.g. "Lesser Moses" Class)
  16 Male Biblical "Honorable Mention" (e.g. "David" Class)
  17 Branch Overseer
  18 District Overseer
  19 Circuit Overseer
  20 City Overseer
  21 Presiding Overseer
  22 Elder with influence (e.g. "Approved Rapist" Class)
  23 Common or Garden Bethelite
  24 Male Anointed One (active) ("Anointed Remnant" Class)
  25 Common or garden Elder
  26 Ministerial Servant
  27 Male Special Pioneer
  28 Male Pioneer
  29 Male Auxiliary Pioneer
  30 Male Anointed One (less active)
  31 Male Alleged Anointed One
  32 Male Dead Anointed One
  33 Male Regular Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
  34 Male Irregular Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
  35 Male Inactive Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
  36 Male Dead Publisher
  37 Female Biblical "Honorable Mention" (e.g. "Ruth" Class, HIGHEST POSSIBLE for a Female)
  38 Female Anointed One (active)
  39 Female Anointed One (less active)
  40 Female Alleged Anointed One
  41 Female Dead Anointed One
  42 Female Special Pioneer
  43 Female Pioneer
  44 Female Auxiliary Pioneer
  45 Female Regular Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
  46 Female Irregular Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
  47 Female Inactive Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
  48 Female Dead Publisher
  49 jW with suspected "worldly leanings" (or who forgets to dress per code)
  50 jW with at least one DF/DA relative (if they misbehave, becomes a C-59)
  51 Marked jW
  52 Reproved jW (e.g. "Tacking" Class)
  53 Male unbaptized Associate
  54 Female unbaptized Associate
  55 Male child of jW (sub-Class rank depends on Congregational Rank of Pop)
  56 Female child of jW (sub-Class rank depends on Rank of Pater)
  57 Male child of unbaptized Associate
  58 Female child of unbaptized Associate; Dead unbaptized associate/family
  59 "Spiritually Weak" jW; Dead non-jW who never heard the message; Hitler
  60 jW known to have "Apostate Leanings", Other Dead;Mother Teresa (e.g. "Food for the Fowls of the Air" Class)
  61 Male householder starting a Bible Study
  62 Female householder starting a Bible Study; any who paid for literature
  63 Other Male adult (Catholics, Beardeds and Smokers at the bottom)
  64 Other Submissive Female adult (ditto); Rapist [subject to Flickering Light]
  65 Other Male Child
  66 Idiot, Infidel or Lunatic
  67 Other Female Child (e.g. "Potential Rape-Victim" Class, except there won't be Two Witnesses)
  68 Co-operative & submissive & clean non-jW Spouse of jW (Male higher)
  69 One suspected of "running ahead of Jehovah" (never forgivable - running even faster is recommended by me)
  70 Co-operative & submissive non-jW Close Family of jW (Male much higher)
  71 Non-human animals (snakes and bottom-feeding pond scum excepted)
  72 Householder (either sex) who has politely said "not interested"
  73 Householder (either sex) who has said "get lost"
  74 Householder (either sex) who has offended (marked for early destruction)
  75 Householder (either sex) who set untheocratic household pet on jW (likewise)
  76 Internet User or Child-Molester (unless Elder, in which case can be OK)
  77 Unsubmissive Female; Demon
  78 Unco-operative or unsubmissive or unclean non-jW Spouse of jW
  79 Unco-operative or unsubmissive non-jW Family of jW
  80 Formally Disassociated One
  81 Bottom-feeding Pond Scum
  82 Informally Disassociated One
  83 Serpent
  84 Living Mass-Murderer; Trinitarian (if different)
  85 Masturbator, Homosexual [taught as basically the same thing as the first leads to the second]
  86 One said to be pending J.C. [to jW this means not Jesus!] proceedings
  87 Opposer who was never associated
  88 jW who accepts Blood Transfusion
  89 Clergyman, other Diseased Spiritual Harlot
  90 Opposer who had been associated
  91 Pope, other Great Whore; George Orwell
  92 Disfellowshipped One (unless lower still)
  93 Shunned One (unless lower still)
  94 Member of "Swine" Class (unless of even lower rank)
  95 Vomit-Eating Dog, Apostatized One ("Watters-Penton-Reed" Class)
  96 Member of "Evil Slave" Class (a.k.a. "Ray Franz" Class)
  97 Demonized One (e.g. "Feuerbacher-Bergman-Raines-JanG-JH" Class)
  98 One who Attempts to Tape-Record Judicial Committee proceedings (e.g. "Spiritual Pornographer" Class)
  99 Wicked Demonized One (e.g., W.F.Salter-Focus-Farkel-Steinhaug-Kotwal-Hovland Class)
  100Viprous Concealed-Apostatical One (e.g. Prominent Bethelite AntiType, "Korah" Class)

  "God is not the author of confusion " - 1 Cor. 14:33

  See! It is simple, just like the "Good News" viz. that those with Rank numbered 60-100 get destroyed at HAR!-MaggieDonAndOnAndOn or never get brought back. Hitler comes back, Mother Teresa does not, typical Watchtower "justice". Do I get thanks for having made it all so simple (in the inimitable style of dear Chas Russell)?

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  Focus
  ("Rank #99 - but has contacts even further down!" Class)
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  Focus

  Well, those were the 100 Ranks. And now for the Classes - references to each of them found somewhere in official Watchtower literature during the period 1873-2001:

  144,000 Class
  20,736,000,000 Class
  Abel Class
  Achan Class
  Aggressive Class
  Altar Class
  Amaziah Class
  Ammonite Class
  Amos Class
  Ancients Class
  Ancient Worthy Class
  Anointed Class
  Anointed Remnant Class
  Antagonistic Class
  Anti-pas Class
  Antitypical Levite Class
  Apostatized Class
  Apostle Class
  Arisen Class
  Aryan Class
  Beloved Class
  Betrothed Class
  Bible Class
  Bird Class
  Bitter Class
  Blemished Class
  Body Class
  Bride Class
  Bridegroom Class
  Brier Class
  Brother Class
  Caleb Class
  Camp Class
  Carnal-Minded Babes In Christ Class
  Chaff Class
  Changers Class
  Chief Class
  Chieftain Class
  Child Of God Class
  Childlike Class
  Chosen Class
  Christ Class
  Christian Sanctuary Class
  Christiania Class
  Church Class
  Churchianity Class
  Composite Class
  Conqueror Class
  Consecrated Class
  Cream Class
  Created Class
  Creditor Class
  Critic Class
  Cultured Class
  Dan Class
  Dangerous Class
  Darkened Class
  David Class
  Dead Class
  Debtor Class
  Deceived Class
  Dependent Class
  Depraved Class
  Desirable Class
  Dictator Class
  Dignified Class
  Disciple Class
  Disfavored Class
  Dishonorable Class
  Dispensable Class
  Disreputable Class
  Dog Class
  Eagle Class
  Earthly Class
  Earthly Hope Class
  Edom-Idumea Class
  Edomite Class
  Elder Class
  Elect Bride Class
  Elect Class
  Elijah Class
  Elijah-John-The-Baptist Class
  Elijah-Like Class
  Elisha Class
  Enthroned Class
  Envious Class
  Esau Class
  Esther Class
  Eunuch Class
  Evil Slave Class
  Exalted Class
  Ezekiel 44 'Gate Shut' Class
  Ezekiel Class
  Faith Class
  Faithful and Discreet Servant Class
  Faithful and Discreet Slave Class
  Faithful and Discreet Steward Class
  Faithful and Wise Servant Class
  Faithful and Wise Steward Class
  Faithful Class
  Favorable Class
  Favored Class
  Feet Class
  Fighting Class
  First Class
  First-Born Class
  Firstfruit Class
  Flock Class
  Foolish Virgin Class
  Foreknown Class
  Fourth Class
  Gershonites Class
  Glorified Class
  Glorious Class
  Goat Class
  Goats Class
  Gold Class
  Governing Class
  Great Class
  Great Company Class
  Great Crowd Class
  Great Multitude Class
  Great Restitution Class
  Great Teacher Class
  Groom Class
  Ground Class
  Harvest Class
  Heavenly Class
  Heavenly Hope Class
  High Angel Class
  Higher Class
  Highest Class
  Hireling Class
  His Bride Class
  His Jewel Class
  Holier Class
  Holiness Class
  Honored Class
  Hopeless Class
  Humble Class
  Hypocrite Class
  Improper Class
  Infant Class
  Influential Class
  Inspired Class
  Intractable Class
  Isaac Class
  Ishmael Class
  Israel Class
  Jacob Class
  Jehu Class
  Jeremiah Class
  Jerusalem Class
  Jew Class
  Jewel Class
  Job Class
  John Class
  Joint-Heir Class
  Jonadab Class
  Jonathan Class
  Joshua Class
  Judas Class
  Judge Class
  Justified Class
  King Class
  Kingdom Class
  Kingly Class
  Laity Class
  Lapsing Class
  Large Class
  Lazarus Class
  Levite Class
  Levitical Class
  Little Class
  Lord Class
  Lordly Class
  Lords over God's Heritage Class
  Lower Class
  Lowest Class
  Loyal Class
  Lunatic Class
  Man Of Perdition Class
  Man Of The True God Class
  Man With the Writer's Inkhorn Class
  Many Class
  Mediator Class
  Messiah Class
  Messianic Class
  Millennial Age Class
  Ministers of the Gospel Class
  Minor Class
  Mordecai Class
  Mordecai-Esther Class
  Moses Class
  Mustard Seed Class
  My Bride Class
  Mystery Class
  Naomi Class
  Needy Class
  Neglected Class
  Nehemiah Class
  Nephilim Class
  Nethinim Class
  Nicodemus Class
  Nominal Class
  Nominal Temple Class
  Non-Elect Class
  Numerous Class
  Obedient Class
  Obscure Class
  Official Class
  Opposite Class
  Opposition Class
  Ostracized Class
  Other Sheep Class
  Outcast Class
  Overcomer Class
  Overcoming Class
  Parent Class
  Pastor Russell Class
  Peculiar Class
  Penitent Class
  Permanent Class
  Peter Class
  Pharisaical Class
  Pharisee Class
  Philistine Class
  Preacher's Class
  Preaching Class
  Priest Class
  Priesthood Class
  Priestly Class
  Principal Class
  Prodigal Class
  Prophet Class
  'Prophet' Class
  Prophetic Class
  Prophet-like Class
  Putty Class
  Reformer Class
  Reigning Class
  Religious Class
  Remnant Class
  Reproached Bullock Class
  Reputable Class
  Resident Class
  Restitution Class
  Restless Opposition Class
  Royal Class
  Running Class
  Ruth Class
  Ruth-Naomi Class
  Sadducees Class
  Saint Class
  Saintly Class
  Salt Class
  Salter Class
  Samaritan Class
  Sanctified Class
  Sanctuary Class
  Saul Class
  Scapegoat Class
  Sea Class
  Seashore Class
  Second Class
  Second Company Class
  Second Death Class
  Secondary Class
  Seed Class
  Seeking Class
  Select Class
  Separate Class
  Servant Class
  Servants of the City Class
  Sheep Class
  Silver Class
  Simon Magus Class
  Sinner Class
  Sister Class
  Slave Class
  Son Of Heaven Class
  Special Class
  Specific Class
  Spirit-Begotten Class
  Spiritual Adultery Class
  Spiritual Class
  Splendid Class
  Spurious Class
  Standfaster Class
  Steward Class
  Submerged Class
  Subordinate Class
  Subsidiary Class
  Suitable Class
  Superior Class
  Swine Class
  Tare Class
  Tarried Class
  Temple Class
  'The Man in Linen' Class
  'Thee' Class
  'The,' Class
  Third Class
  Tribulation Class
  True Bride Class
  True Wheat Class
  Unfaithful Class
  Unprincipled Class
  Unsaved Non-Elect Infant Class
  Unsuitable Class
  Upper Class
  'Us' Class
  Vile Class
  Viper Class
  Virgin Class
  Watchman Class
  Wheat Class
  Wicked and Slothful Servant Class
  Wicked Class
  Winnowing Class
  Wise Virgin Class
  Worldly Class
  Worst Class
  Worthies Class
  Zealous Class
  Zerubbabel Class
  Zionistic Class

  All referred to in the printed litter-itch-ah of the Jehovah's Witnesses' "Classless" Sicksiety
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  Focus

  I'm beginning to think, reading their comments, that some of the newbies here don't actually get it, that every single one of the 327 "Classes" listed to above - yes, every single one - were mentioned specifically (as comprising a "Class" of people) in early Watchtower publications.

  All but a handful of these were invented by our very own L. Ron Hubbard, the pedophile rapist Charles Taze Russell, founder of the Watchtower cult. The remainder were concocted by the drunken fornicator J.F. "Judge for a day" Rutherford.

  Challenge me, and I will probably be motivated to produce the exact source for any Class you name. Go on - look for the most improbable ones, and see if Prominent Bethelite was pulling your leg.

  My money's on PB. He is never wrong.

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  Focus

  ("Unwise Virgin" Class)
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  Heaven

  What? No Pagan Witch Goddess?! I must protest!

  
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  Listener

  81 Bottom-feeding Pond Scum

  95 Vomit-Eating Dog, Apostatized One
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  Heaven

  Don't see 'Mentally Diseased' either.
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  Focus

  81 Bottom-feeding Pond Scum

  95 Vomit-Eating Dog, Apostatized One

  Listener - those are RANKS, not CLASSES!

  Go to the second (much longer) list for the CLASSES.

  Note, though, that a WTS reference was made to a dog returning to its vomit, and arguably there is a case that as mention was made of the sort of person who does that, a class was thereby created. However, I am scrupulously fair and require an explicit reference to a class, so I don't include that.

  Heaven - Sorry. Perhaps you can lift the veil and have a word with Chuckie Russell. He could well add a few for you. He was communicating with JFR and others for a few years after he died, as you know. The 6th volume of Studies in Scraptures is his posthumously-authored (not just "-published) work.

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  Focus

  ("Ouija" Class)
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  Focus

  Don't see 'Mentally Diseased' either.

  Heaven, almost all members of all ranks 1-54 are "Mentally Diseased", including #3 Goober.

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  Focus

  ("Class" Class)
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  Heaven

  Focus said: The 6th volume of Studies in Scraptures is his posthumously-authored (not just "-published) work.

  Much like the Gospels.
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