Data Dog's musical tribute thread had my creative juices flowing. Feel free to post any other updated versions of Kingdom maladies out there LOL?
We are Jehovah's Witnesses remix.
Men make gods of wood and stone.
But the FDS they've not known.
They are gods son's head.
Mediators they've often said.
Other gods cannot compare
To the governing body's deceitful snare.
Jehovahs witnesses strive in vain.
The Governing Body's godship to maintain.
Chorus
We're Watchtower witnesses.
We speak out in fear of Dis-
Fellowshipping oh yes can't you see
Even when it's a false prophecy.....
Next verse
Proudly we declare God's name.
A thousand times a day, like a talisman, dang...
News about our new light
Gives us great delight
Others thus may come and see.
Our reject Jesus par-ty.
It' will be Nisan fourteen.
Nibble or sip and we'll get mean.
Chorus
We're Jehovah's Witnesses.
We knock on doors and no one listens to us.
Ours is the cult of false prophecy.
Reject our message and your house ours it will be.
Next verse
Witnessing and wasting time.
Keeps us busy and in line.
And it is annoying.
To the worldly swine.
Pardon me I know you're busy.
But a magazine I would like to give thee.
Change you're religion, why no never.
It's only your family ties we wish to sever.
Chorus
We need at least two witnesses.
Before our pedophiles we'll convict.
Ours is the borg of pure misery.
Why don't we leave, well you got me?