Jehovah looked down in 1919 and saw the Jehovah's Witnesses celebrating Christmas and worshiping Jesus so He sent Jesus down to inspect them.
Jesus liked what He saw and appointed them to be Jehovah's channel.
Then, a few years later they stopped celebrating Christmas.
Then, a few years later, only a small percentage of them ate the crackers and sipped the wine.
Then, a few years later they stopped worshiping Jesus.
Jesus said that was Ok because despite that He selected them because of the things they stopped after they were selected He likes false prophets who get stuff wrong all the time.
As long as they keep changing their doctrines when time runs out on them Jesus is happy and will let them be Jehovah's channel because God likes confusion.
As long as 99% of the Jehovah's Witnesses refuse to eat the crackers and sip the wine Jesus is happy because He likes being rejected.
The Jehovah's Witnesses are making Jehovah and Jesus very happy.
Let's all become Jehovah's Witnesses so Jehovah will be happy with us too
Let's make Jehovah happy.
by Honesty 3 Replies latest jw friends
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Honesty
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EndofMysteries
He also likes how his people are being taught to be punctual for all occasions, to not play music too loud at gatherings, to make sure nobody is the center of attention at gatherings but that all people talk equally, to not join the YMCA because they support a religion that doesn't have the current new light, how a person's character can be determined based on measuring their nose and it's shape, etc.
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WTWizard
That thing also seems to be happy when people are poor and do nothing but field circus. Give everything you have to the Worldwide Damnation Fund, and then cut way back on work so you won't get any more money or funds and you can pious-sneer. Give up your vacation time so you can do field circus right through it. That thing cut back on the a$$embly, yet it wants us doing field circus during the day we otherwise would have been at the a$$embly. (By the way, do not cut back on donation--donate for both days for the price of one.)
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Heaven
Apparently Evidently, throwing a toy wizard in the trash bin makes Jehovah happy.