Obey obey you have no choice
we are the ones who are God's voice
do as we say and not as we do
or we shall soon dis-fellowship you
Faithful and Discreet we take the lead
the Watchtower is all you need to read
We created JW(dot) ORG
just to keep you in the borg
Apostates sites don't look or see
in case you find TTATT
Donate to us your hard earned loot
so we can wear a Gucchi suit
to fly the world delivering talks
about tight pants and lascivious walks
We change things around from time to time
even though there's no reason or rhyme
Make sense of prophecy, no not us
just read and obey and have full trust
that what we say is straight from God
we know its true and you should nod
your head in agreement and give us, the slave
your undying devotion and honor and praise.
If you obey us you will live, not die
and you can add that as another lie
Yes, the Governing Body, we really are
that fact we will broadcast near and far
Remember, obey obey, you have no choice
we are the ones who are God's voice.
Humbly yours
The GB