Laughter is a good medicine—here are some!

by abiather 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • abiather
    abiather

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

    1. He called everyone brother

    2. He liked Gospel

    3. He didn't get a fair trial

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business

    2. He lived at home until he was 33

    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with His hands

    2. He had wine with His meals

    3.He used olive oil

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

    1. He never cut His hair

    2. He walked around barefoot all the time

    3. He started a new religion

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

    1.He was at peace with nature

    2.He ate a lot of fish

    3.He talked about the Great Spirit

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1.He never got married..

    2.He was always telling stories.

    3.He loved green pastures.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.

    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

    (Compare John 7:12; Mark 3:21)

  • DeWandelaar
    DeWandelaar

    hahahaha :D

  • Bruja-del-Sol
    Bruja-del-Sol

    LOL very funny

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    LOL!!! Love it!!

  • troubled mind
    troubled mind

    VERY GOOD !

  • ammo
    ammo

    Love it!!

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