I am the wife of a selfish JW, most everything is anti-climatic, no romance, no happy endings and he never has asked me how I enjoyed it. The biggest waste of time since last Monday when we had a twenty second Quickie! The New Light is "One Shade Of Grey!" I would have spent five times in bed with Pumpkin over sitting through the most boring waste of life ever, even ten times might negotiate for, Oh God what a Joke, Joke, Joke, Joke, Joke!
I attended the Annual Meeting showing up a hour early to adorn our temple for all the barbarians and Cretans coming in. I was hoping for a little more then “One F’ing Shade Of Gray!” A new bundle of Grey Paper to sit around our table and not get read? Whoa, it's revenge time.
I don’t give a dam what my husband says, I am buying “Fifty Shades of Grey” after the greatest let down since our wedding night. I deserve to know the secrets of Christian Grey and pretend I am Anna Steele! Don’t waste your time on the AGM, buy “Fifty Shades of Grey” instead!
