-Proposed KM Insert-
Technique for obtaining seating
Credits: perfected by "Sister Gas" of the Oxnard West Congregation
At the start of the district assembly:
(1) She politely sits down by herself in the middle of heavily occupied prime stadium seating with a prime view of the speaker; (2) she quietly lets one rip; (3) she keeps on ripping; (4) those nearby cannot stand it anymore and decide to discreetly move; (5) coincidentally, her family and friends arrive as the seating becomes available, and occupy the newly vacated seating around her.
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
-- William Blake (Auguries of Innocence)