Great Balls of Fire!!!!!!!

by ISP 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • ISP
    ISP
    Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire

    A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.

    A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.

    His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.

    He's suing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.

    He says he had to take extra time off work and can't have sex with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.

    "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.

    Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."

    The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."

    The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident.

    Reports say it's unlikely the doctor will face disciplinary action.

    ISP

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Hey ISP: Funny story. My Dad told me that during WWII, a soldier in his unit was on the toilet, and when he finished his cigarette, he popped it into the toilet bowl. He had been passing gas a lot, and it was somewhat confined under his rump. Needless to say, he got a scorched butt out of the deal, along with causing a crack in the bowl when the gas exploded.

    Following Bible principles, we will avoid trying to live - or demand others to live - by an extensive and rigid set of dos and don'ts that go beyond the teachings of the Bible. The Watchtower, 4-15-02, pg 22, pp 15

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    HaHaHaHaHa!!!

    That is so funny!!

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    Speaking of funny things done in the hospital.......

    My daughter works in a hospital doing sonograms and she told what happened the other day where she works. A friend of her's came down and said she was going into a room where an 80 year old woman was in bed and her husband was visiting her. When she went in he had his clothes off and was in bed with her having sex. She said excuse me and went outside and waited about 15 minutes and knocked on the door and asked,"Are you through?" I thought that was funny, and I've got to find out what he's been eating. Ha

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    80 yr olds still have sex???

    Oh my!

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