New watch for all of us exJWs trying to move on with life

by confusedandalone 0 Replies latest jw friends

  • confusedandalone
    confusedandalone

    I am definitely not selling this product, but I just saw an advertisement for this and thought it is the perfect watch for the exJW who is trying to really just enjoy life and not try to have every second of everyday plotted out.

    https://www.slow-watches.com/

    For instance my typical monday was:

    5:30 - 6:00 read text with wife and "meditate" on it

    6:00 - 6:30 shower make breakfast for wife and kids

    6:10ish to 7:15 wake up kids, get clothes ready eat breakfast. Go stand at bus stop with daughter

    7:15 - 7:30 stand with other kid at bus stop

    7:30 -8:00ish get back home and get to office

    8:00 - 6ish WORK

    6ish - 6:30/7 - go get kids from day care or grand parents

    7 - 7:30 make dinner act like we are interested in kids day

    7:30ish - 8ish - family worship night / half hour / I forgot it was monday lets just keep watching Netflix

    815ish - 830 - put first kid to bed

    8:30 - 10:00 prepare for the Theocrabic Ministry School for Tuesday

    10 - 10:01 realize other child was put to be by wife but walk past the door and look inside and think I am screwed up and feel sick

    10:02 - 10:15 - Realize wife was sleep and damn near dead and I have no chance for sex. Gonna have to wait till Thursday

    10:16 - 11 - Watch AdultSwim and realize the show is not acceptable and I pray to Jah for forgiveness without closing my eyes and keep watching it anyway.

    11ish fall asleep thinking damn tomorrow is tuesday and will be a busy day

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