It started about 2 years ago, but its picking up. I keep catching men looking at me with that look, that look i'm used to only getting from other girls.
This is making me tense, yet in some ways jolly.
I'm not sure what the proper facial expression is to give in return.
I cannot figure out why its happening to me now. Is it the greying beard, the balding head, the bulging ---, oh, right, it can't be that.
Please explain this extraordinary phenomenon.