The Subterranean Decalogue

by Justin 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • Justin

    All students who wish to graduate to the surface will please recite:

    1. Thou shalt not throw stones.

    2. Thou shalt not use dynamite.

    3. Thou shalt not yell in caves.

    4. Thou shalt not get Satan's attention.

    5. Thou shalt not desire a surface existence before thine release.

    6. Thou shalt not turn this into a mining operation.

    7. Thou shalt not make unseemly noises in the dark.

    8. Thou shalt keep thy mindshafts concealed.

    9. Thou shalt obey thy taskmaster.

    10. Thou shalt not feed the bats.

  • COMF

    Thou shalt not make unseemly noises in the dark.

    Uh-oh, there goes my graduation...

  • Hyghlandyr

    Ok well I was laughing thinking it said suberterwhatever dialogue. Then I realized it was decasomethingorother. I think that is a religous term or something. So I am lost. Uh, to anyone that reads this post, do not try to enlighten me, as you will only most likely confuse me.

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