Do you Trust the writings of 2,000 years ago?

by braincleaned 4 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • braincleaned
    braincleaned

    Do you trust the Bible, and it's scientific accuracy on Creation for example.
    Do you believe it still holds moral values, expressed in the perfect example of it's God?
    Do you believe in it's prophesies?

    Then let me invite you to Doctor Holymann's Hospital.
    You can trust him with your child's or your own surgery and medicine.
    He has ignored all the nonsense of modern medical science, and still operates on the knowledge he has from 2,000 years ago.

    Isn't that wonderful!

    Go ahead! You can trust him! His scalpel is ready... You will be in God's hands!

    MUahHAHAHAha haaaaaaaaaa!

  • Simon
    Simon

    When you put it like that ...

    It is completely crazy isn't it !

  • sooner7nc
    sooner7nc

    Yes, it's perfect example of a crazyass nutjob of a God who has short man syndrome, narcissism, and pedophilia all rolled up into one. I don't think so.

  • Unlearn
    Unlearn

    but...but...
    what if I WANT to govern my 2013 era existence by the writings of people who would've regarded the common matchbook as 'sorcery'?

  • braincleaned
    braincleaned

    Doctor Holymann KNOWS that epilepsy is actually demon possession, and will treat you accordingly.

    Hehe...

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