by Gorbatchov 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gorbatchov

    It was not long after the official Governing Body dedication of the Warwick property, that a tall straight man, dressed in plain white, with half long hair and a beard, checked in at the security officer at the gate of the property.

    "Sir, what's your name and what's your purpose of your visit?" asked the security guy.

    "Brother, I am here for a long expected visit".

    "Do you have an appointment? and who is your contact here?" asked the security guy impatient.

    "My contact is the one who has the supervision here" the man answered.

    "Ehh, do you have an inventation?"

    "Matthew 7:22"

    "Ok. What's your name Sir? I have to make a call".

    In 15 minutes Jesus was driven away by some nice and polite police officers.

    The one who had supervision at HQ did not even got a change to say ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’

    So, they failed during this inspection of the Lord and got the opportunity to go on with counting at least 900 million dollars when they hit the jackpot at the real estate market.

    Congrats my friends at HQ, your time will come.


  • ABibleStudent

    Hii Gorbatchov, Your story is about how I picture how the WTBTS would greet Jesus Christ like the Pharisees, except that I feel that they would prefer to stone him or nail him to a stake.

    Peace be with you and everyone, who you love,


  • DeWandelaar

    LOL Gorbatchov... nicely said!

  • Sammy Jenkis
    Sammy Jenkis

    "In 15 minutes Jesus was driven away by some nice and polite police officers."

    He wasn't wearing the appropriate attire to visit Bethel, it makes sense now!

    Great post Gorbatchov!

  • truthhurts13

    Everybody knows you can't have a beard or long hair in the org! COME ON JESUS, SHAME ON YOU!!!!

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