Freshly Poached........

by Englishman 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman

    .....from Kent's site, this is unbelievable!


  • think41self

    Unbelievable is right Eman.

    But at the same time, remembering the normal JW mentality, I can see where this kind of "accountability" would appeal to some, and seem like a good idea. After all, they are constantly bombarded with thoughts of how evil the world is, and how they (as such imperfect sinners who constantly fall short of the mark of perfection) need help to resist the temptations of their own sinful flesh.

    And you can imagine how the control freak guys would get hard ons just thinking about being able to invade someone's personal life in this manner.


    She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome

  • Francois

    Covanent Eyes is obviously a site for people old enough to be adults, but who are not adults.

    But, hey, to each his own...


  • ozziepost

    It seems it doesn't matter how good the intent, the tendency of Man is to want to regulate. The Pharisees were a prime example.

    And in modern times a prime example is............ (fill in the blanks!)


    "If our hopes for peace are placed in the hands of imperfect people, they are bound to evaporate."

    - Ron Hutchcraft Surviving the Storms of Stress

  • sunscapes

    [fervent prayer]Please, Lord, help me for I have sinned a great sin!!! I have succumbed to the evils of learning, and have strayed from your will!!! Please, Lord, lead me not into the temptation of the information super-highway, and I'll numb my mind into your servitude forever and ever, and shun the demonic internet addiction!!!
    [/fervent prayer]

  • Hyghlandyr

    Ahahahahahahahaha That site is hilarious, I cant stop laffin.

    An "Accountability Partner" is simply a person with whom you have an accountable relationship. Ask a friend, spouse, pastor, or counselor to be your Partner. Then, on a weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly basis, they will receive an accountability log which will be a record of all of the sites you visited, including the web addresses and amount of time you were on the Internet. This log is e-mailed to your Accountability Partner.
    I have been contemplating going to the church and confession, since I never have done it, just to see the reaction of the priest.

    I did whole heartedly enjoy watching the elders when I said, oh yes I am an apostate. (We would love to have you at the hall) Oh noooooooooo you wouldnt. I am not SAYING I would ruin someone's faith. But if I was spouting here and there that god wasnt real, someone weak might believe me! Not of course yall, cause I know your faith is strong....hehe

    But this! YUMMY! This has Hyghlandyr written ALL over it. I could have it installed on ALL of my computers, not just to track me but my friends. They would love it too. Can you imagine those promise keepers gettings lists of the sites I go to! I am definitely going to bookmark this one.

    Thanks for postin it, and I will keep yall updated.

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