When the Watchtower says that in 1914 Jesus "turned his attention toward the earth" what is the information content of that?
Was he not paying any attention before?
When he promised "I am with you always" was that in a distracted sort of way?
What exactly "else" is on TV besides the goingS-on on earth?
Were it not for watching the __stupid humans__channel, let's face it--nothing else is happening to keep Jehovah and Jesus from going nuts from boredom!
What the heck does God DO ALL DAY???
Does it take take two 'gods' to handle it?