I think those still in should mess with R@F with the hand of Jehovah stuff.

by Defianttruth 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Defianttruth
    Defianttruth

    You could say. "I ate a ton of cheese at lunch today, but still had an easy BM around 5:00. Must be Jehovah's hand."

    "The whole world is persecuting my religion yet I was able to drive to the meeting today and no one tried to kill me. Must be Jehovah's hand.

    "I had the microphone assignment and Sister Smith wore a low cut shirt and no one saw my excitement. Must be Jehovah's hand."

  • Gypsy Sam
    Gypsy Sam

    I am currently messing with a few right now. We'll see what happens.

  • Comatose
    Comatose

    Also, don't forget the phrase "Only Jehovah knows..." or "Jehovah only knows...".

    It can be used liberally in most conversations as well. :]

  • neverscreamagain
    neverscreamagain

    Defianttruth- LOL, thats my kind of humor!

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Love it! Gonna use a little of it myself.

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