And Adam raised his voice and spoke to his bretheren and sisteren and said unto them, "The time has come, O brothers and sisters, to do your part, your DUTY! You who have the truth should not be keeping it to yourselves. The truth should be spread to all corners of your neighborhood, your country, to the whole world! It is time for a NEW MINISTRY! A ministry carried out with twice the vigor, three times the resolve and of infinitly more value to our fellow man and woman than our previous one. We can NOT allow this wave evil to continue swallowing up the lives and destroying the families of the ignorant and defensless ones. With the truth as our shield and the 'Crisis of Conscience' book as our sword, we will march forth to combat and slay this evil of evils. We will preach the truth to the unknowing, giving them a shield of their own. We will place the CoC book strategicly in Kingdom Halls and book bags, allowing the truth to penetrate into the heart of evil. We will follow the JWs and approach the homes where their vile, infectious literature has been planted and preach the truth about JWism. And we will do this in the name of NO God, NO person, NO organization. We will do this uncorrupted in the simple name of goodness and truth, the highest possible cause. Truth is our only motivation, goodness our only reward, and it is enough. My beloved brothers and sisters, we WILL succeed." And from the multitudes there rose a thuderous cry and they went forth preaching the good news, spreading truth and freedom to every corner of the world. And it was good.
THE NEW MINISTRY!
Wouldn't work...they'd organize the biggest book burning of all time.
Orwellian references are cool!
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa