Finally Received my Memorial Invitation Today by Snail Mail! Slackers!

by rubadubdub 4 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • rubadubdub
    rubadubdub

    It was a form letter from the congregation secretary! Feeling the love! Basically, it's commanded, same time, same place, come early for "encouragement" and "association", attendence shows our "obedience to Jehovah". Blah, blah, blah.

    And for added entertainment for this year's Special Talk, there will be "a very moving talk about the resurrection hope", entitled, "Does Death End it All?" for all the friends who have given up any hope of seeing the end of this'overlapping generation'.

    "The friends would be thrilled to see you again. Hope to see you there."

    "Come and worship Jehovah with us." followed by guilt scripture: Malachi 3:7

  • designs
    designs

    But just in time to get a new outfit

  • finally awake
    finally awake

    Still no invite for us LOL!

  • troubled mind
    troubled mind

    BooHoo no one invited us this year .....

  • finally awake
    finally awake

    Maybe we should stage our own anti-memorial, Troubled Mind. We could meet in Springfield, or where ever is half way between us and split a bottle of wine and some crackers LOL.

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