I think it's fitting for my very first post to be a thread on jw.net turning myself in to any lurking elders out there on a witch-hunt to cleanse the congregation so that god's choosen ones can "remain in god's love." So I'm sorry to all you awesome, truthful apostates on this site, but this thread is really intended for any lurking nazis -- I mean, the taliban -- ugh, I mean elders of the world's most "loving" cult religion.
I am an apostate. Here, I'll save you the trouble:
"Do you believe that the Governing Body is God's sole channel of communication on earth?" My response: "Um, what do I look like an idiot? Most assuredly not. "
Next question:
"Do you still want to be one of Jehovah's Witnesses?" My response: "You mean do I want to continue being a member of a vile, slanderous, and deceitful cult that robbed me of much of my life? Um...NO, I think not. "
My name is Elizabeth B. (I would give my full name because you know what the society says: the internet is a dangeorous place created by Satan!)
The congregation my cards are located in is the Kapaa Congregation located on the island of Kauai. It's the one in "Kapaa," if that helps.
I'm not posting the congregation phone number, but rest assured you can google it...or feel free to pm me and I'll give you any info needed. All right. I believe I have given sufficient information to be able to identity who I am so that you can reach the "loving shepherds" in my congregation so that I can be "righteously" punished.
Now you better get going in your "zealous for jehovah and righteous" quest to reach them to tell them I've been very naughty.
And you're welcome!!!