Scientific proof that Hell does not exist

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  • tornapart
    tornapart
  • Dismissing servant
    Dismissing servant

    Ha ha ha! Physichal chemistry is really great.....as well as thermodynamics.

  • tornapart
    tornapart

    Throw in a bit of human biology........

  • tornapart
    tornapart

    For anyone that doesn't want to click the link.....

    FINALLY, PROOF THAT HELL DOES NOT EXIST

    A chemistry student at the University of Washington has ended a centuries-long reign of terror by major religions that have been threatening believers with perpetual agony in eternal hellfire if they question “God’s word” – as stipulated by ministers, priests, popes and scholars poring over passages not “written by God” (who did not even leave any notes) but penned by other men with similarly controlling agendas.

    Of course, the impossibility of a disembodied soul (or spirit) feeling corporeal sensations such as cold, rain, heat or fire has made the concept of “roasting in hell” like a chicken basted on a rotisserie a nonstarter from the beginning.

    Despite this insurmountable contradiction, the notion of an eteral fiery pit filled with pitchfork-loads of freaked out souls was imposed by exasperated church leaders who finally resorted to saying “to hell with everyone” tempted toward the strong human propensity to enjoy sex and other pleasures of the flesh.

    Now, thanks to a student’s answer to a bonus question on a recent mid-term university exam, threatening anyone with hell is now just a laughing matter.

    Ironically, even deliciously, an act of lovemaking clinched the argument against hell.

    With “eternal damnation” now proven false, daily demonstations of direct casue-and-effect… reaping what we sow… treating others as we wish to be treated… sending out vibes and actions that come back around – for good or ill – with interest… and plain ol’ karmic rebalancing provide all the incentive anyone should require to “do the right thing.”

    Who needs hell, when paying for our own perversity and screw-ups right here on Earth – and receiving the benefits of our good deeds – is so inescapably inevitable? Even if we dodge the law, there’s no fooling our sickened bodies, stricken conscience, or our souls. And who needs that?

    To hell with hell.

    HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs using Boyle’s Law, which states that gas cools when it expands, and heats when it is compressed. One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

    Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

  • RayPublisher
    RayPublisher

    Hillarious!

  • unstopableravens
    unstopableravens

    a person does not go to hell because they didnot listen to a religion,it has nothing to do with religion,just because the rcc and other false believers may misuse hell to there personal agenda does not take away from what the bible and the truth of the matter show us.whether hell is literal fire or eternality in darkness outside the kingdom of god,its not a place you would want to be,i would hate to see a person dismiss hell because of ppl who twist the bible,when i think of hell and burning my mind goes to the burning bush,it was on fire but not consumed physicaly.

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    I hate to say it, but this has been going the rounds for about fifteen years!

    Still a good one, though!

  • tec
    tec

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

    Oh yeah.

    Professors have got to love students like that, lol. I bet they put questions like this on tests to help keep them amused through the monotony of grading papers and exams.

    It was really cute.

    Peace,

    tammy

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp

    The original was written by Paul D. Foote in 1920, no grade.

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