Cosmic Jewish Zombie

by BlindersOff1 2 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • BlindersOff1
    BlindersOff1

    Found this on the net just want to share .

    A discription of christianity

    "A cosmic Jewish Zombie can make me live forever if I symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him I accept him as my master, so he can remove an evil force from my soul that is present in humanity because a woman made of a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magic tree."

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    And it's all scientific too, Blindersoff1

    Have you seen this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjVLJKR6g7U

  • bohm
    bohm

    yah, well, but consider this: suppose there are two things in this world, those that begin to exist, and those that dont. and the zombie goes in the later category and everything else in the former, then that basically proove the story is true.

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