Keep your hands off my 'Lucky Charms".
I used to put sugar on my Cap'n Crunch, little sugar addict that I was.
No wonder I never liked 'em!
Thread a silver wire through the foreskin?
This that was the first genital piercing?
(This dude was sick!)
the best to you each morning...what's THAT all about?!
I forgot to have my yogurt enema this morning...
I always loved Corn Flakes (without adding any sugar).
My new company will start manufaturing Porn Flakes to compete.
Happy mornings, or rather, antihappy morning.