Ode to JWN members by Rip Van Winkle- Hope you like!

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  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    Minimus had a thread "Have You Changed Since Getting on This Site" and I posted part of this there.

    While I'm shy about posting ther rest- too bad. I done did it now!!!

    One day I may add more names, but this is where it stands for now.

    Hope you like it!!!

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    Dear Minimus,

    Yes, yes, to my little red dot.

    I have changed since being here.

    Yes, quite a lot!

    There are stories here

    Some funny, some sad.

    When there's an unkind word

    I often get mad.

    But some other times

    when tales told are too tall,

    I admit I do laugh

    And really have a ball!

    I have been kissed by a monkey,

    I have argued with a King,

    Who told me the world was not my oyster

    And other such things.

    Mrs. Jones doesn't say much,

    But when she does it's good to listen!

    And Mouthy is Sweet Granny Grace;

    Running hot like a piston.

    I've played " 4 words" with a Wonder Woman

    And "Word of the Day" with Nancy Drew.

    There are so many here that I like;

    Dragon Ziddina- a naughty FOOSD!

    And there's Glander's "pootleticker" obsession,

    And Theo Sed's cleavage of feet!

    There’s Finklestein-baby,

    Moshe’s quite droll,

    Farkel’s indifferent

    And Recovery’s a Troll!

    Cedars has surveys and the Mrs., his wife.

    And On the Way Out is an author- His life!

    And there's Glander's "pootleticker" obsession,

    And Theo Sed's cleavage of feet!

    There’s Finklestein-baby,

    Moshe’s quite droll,

    Farkel’s indifferent

    And Recovery’s a Troll!

    Cedars has surveys and the Mrs., his wife.

    And On the Way Out is an author- His life!

    A blue circle Atlantis with a crooked smile

    Provides inside literature from the TowerWatch style.

    Leolaia is the scholar of the forum, indeed.

    Blondie weekly reviews the Watchtower- please READ!

    There’s many more names that I could recite,

    So many members holding TRUTH to the light;

    There’s Barbara Anderson and Randall Watters,

    Marvin Shilmer and a whole lot of others.

    Entirely Possible is flying first class:

    Sometimes he responds like a pain in the ass.

    Don’t mess with Flipper or bottle his nose,

    Anyway, I will move on with this prose.

    Some days Terry can make me cry or feel rage,

    There’s also a Fighter who’s stuck in a Cage.

    TD had “partialism” to décolletage that is,

    And No Room for George is also called “Miz”

    LeavingWatchTower and Double “O” Dad:

    Two with much insight from them to be had.

    Outlaw is funny with his chicken and beer.

    Billy the Ex Bethelite welcomed me here!

    Mods I can name: A Lady called Lee,

    An artist named Jgnat and sweet Scully makes three!

    I am still thinking, "Still Thinking"-

    So don't worry none.

    I still have lots of learning

    Before I am done.

    Have been reading Maisel,

    Hitchens and more;

    I know my critical thinking skills

    Cannot be ignored.

    Tho’ the name in which I love most of all

    Is the name myself that I have been called.

    Am I a “fluffy-bunny-rainbow-unicorn” with a twinkle?

    Heck, no. I am none other than “Rippy” Van Winkle!

    But, all in all

    I must confess-

    I have little regretted;

    Though I have been suppressed!

    Thanks to Angharad and Simon

    for such a good site!

    And to everyone here:

    "Please, play fair when you fight!"

    ~~~~~

    Love to hate you! Hate to love you!

    "Rip"

  • cedars
    cedars

    Great work rip! I never knew your were such a poet!

    Cedars

  • Giordano
    Giordano

    Very nice Rip I enjoyed it!

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