NEED HELP WITH the SMURF!!HELP!!

by plmkrzy 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    I posted a reply in the orig Smurf thread.
    I'm not being attacked. I decided the little feller could go to a worthy cause instead of coming to my place. My Henry will eat him.

    Any good Ideas?? Please Post Some Suggestions.

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    BTW Simon...the new log on is great. makes it easy.

    plmkrzy

    "I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
    Some happy,some sad"
    styx

    This one most definitely Happy
  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    You could donate him to your local KH.

    Put him in a nice decorative plastic-wrapped gift basket with some other goodies.

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    With some other goodies?
    What did you have in mind...an exploding Smurf?

    "I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
    Some happy,some sad"
    styx

    This one most definitely Happy
  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Naaa, nothing that explodes.

    Perhaps some left over holiday candy (some stores are still trying to unload it), and other "evil pagan" stuff.

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    I know, I know! go to meeting on Sunday, see if he runs down the asile like in the Urban Legend! This time, tho, give him a pocket knife and some anti-JW flyers to boot.

    Kisses,
    Missy Moe

    P.S. I WANT IT I WANT IT!! I LOVE THE SMURFS! See I am gonna give u puppy dog eyes now Ok, I still can't have him? UMMMM WOW YOU LOOK SO PRETTY TODAY! Did the azz kissing work?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    lol, better yet, Bring an accomplice with you to the meeting and here is what you do. Bring the smurf and a fishing Rod-and-reel. Tie the smurf to the fishing line. The first of you walk into the meeting late after it has started and carry the smurf to the podium and leave it there and walk away. Your accomplice will then "reel" in the smurf! Of course the JWs will think it is possessed and running down the isle!

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    MR. MOE

    I remember hearing that story. I really thought it was someones idea of a joke. MY GAWD How things do travel. A Real Legend!
    In fact the very person that told me that is also the same person IMO that is GOSSIPING about me behind my back probably as we speak. Did I actually type that? As we TYPE.
    Well what da ya know...she can tell the truth about something. In this case it was about a Smurf that ran down the isle in a KH.. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA can't stop laughing!

    "I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
    Some happy,some sad"
    styx

    This one most definitely Happy
  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    ROTFLOL Elsewhere!! TO FUNNY!!!
    My brother would do that. He has many more guts than I.

    "I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
    Some happy,some sad"
    styx

    This one most definitely Happy

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