How is the Brooklyn Bethel responding to Sandy?

by Iamallcool 46 Replies latest jw friends

  • linuxbob
    linuxbob

    Maybe Bethel will be swept into Jamaica Bay.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    All Bethelites have emergency gear ready in a backpack,food,water,first aid kit,etc. And most of the publishers have also started ordering them.

    NOOOOOO not again. My wife bought a bunch of crap a few years back when they started yapping at the platform about preparing for armageddon

  • edmond dantes
    edmond dantes

    The Governing Body will retire to the flood proof underground bunker but not before instructing the person manning the front door that under no circumstances are they to open the doors or give any aid or comfort to anybody in distress on the outside. The door person however will be allowed to push out the latest magazines through an inch gap in the door for a small contribution to the World Wide work.

    The Governing Body will also give out instructions to the effect that as soon as the wind drops to 40 knots a team of enthusiasts will go directly to the front of the buiding and start sweeping the sidewalk.

  • Scott77
    Scott77

    How about Awake front cover magazine in full color showing brothers and sisters with their yellow protective helmets on their heads, renovating Kingdom halls and Regional branch buildings demaged by Sandy?

    Scott77

  • Pterist
    Pterist

    Will this prove they are NOT God's ark ?

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    NO, NO, NO!

    We are not here to rescue you. Watchtower bought a boat so the pioneers could get these magazines to you.

  • loosie
    loosie

    They could sandbags with the wt and awake magazines.

  • Scott77
    Scott77

    Superstorm Sandy: Manhattan flooded by record storm surge

    New York: A record storm surge from Sandy sent floodwaters pouring into Lower Manhattan on Monday night as parts of New York were plunged into darkness by widespread power outages.The East River and the Hudson River flooded subway and car tunnels, and several feet of seawater swamped into Battery Park at the foot of Lower Manhattan, showing no sign of abating.

    Agence France-Presse | Updated: October 30, 2012 06:52 IST

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    If they were honest, it would be similar to this clever scheme:

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    LOL!!@OTWO!!..

    WBT$:

    Whore,Bible & Tramp Society.

    .............................. ...OUTLAW

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