A Prayer Of Thanks And Repentence

by DT 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • DT
    DT

    Thank you Jehovah God for this meeting which is really a luxurious spiritual banquet. We appreciate the way your son appointed the Governing Body to provide us with this rich spiritual food at the proper time.

    If there are any changes or revisions presented tonight to past truths, please help us to accept them immediately as in a "twinkling of an eye" so that we will not be out of step with your grand celestial chariot for even a moment.

    We realize that we all fall short of pleasing you many times and beg you humbly for your forgiveness. In particular, we must ask you to forgive us for placing our trust and loyalty in the group of anointed on Earth, since we mistakenly thought that they were appointed by your son to feed us. The Governing Body has told us that we were mistaken and we humbly repent of our error.

    We also ask you to forgive these anointed ones for accepting the praise and loyalty that was not their right. Some of them claimed to provide spiritual food through some kind of mystical connection. We know now that this idea is incorrect and possibly of demonic origin. We can only hope that this presumptuousness was a result of weakness rather than wickedness. If it is not possible to forgive these people, we pray that they will at least be quickly expelled from the congregation so they will no longer serve as a stumbling block for your people.

    All these things we pray in the name of Jesus Christ, and the names of the Governing Body, but only when they are serving their roles in the Faithful And Discreet Slave Theocratic Arrangement, amen.

  • nuthouse escapee
    nuthouse escapee

    That would be a laugh if someone were to give that prayer. I can picture it now...all heads bowed, some nodding in agreement...and then the big WTF moment as the elder body rushes the platform calling on Jehovah's er..the name of the GB and quickly escorts Br. Obviously Apostate out to the parking area out back and start pelting him with large stones. Leslie

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  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    I am convinced they are now beyond parody, that very prayer is coming to a Kingdom Hall near you, very soon.

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