Stupid sign?

by outcast 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • outcast
    outcast

    I think Simon should have a button we can push with a "Stupid" sign on it. That way if some poster ticks us off, we can push the button, and maybe stop flame wars?

    [:0]

    > Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
    >> That
    >> > > way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
    >> anything.
    >> > > It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. I didn't see
    your
    >> sign."
    >> > > It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of
    boxes and
    >> >there
    >> > > was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and
    says
    >> > > "Hey,you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice
    a week
    >> > > to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
    >> > > A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we
    >> pulled his
    >> > > boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass
    and this
    >> > > idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope.
    >> > > Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
    >> > > I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery
    Channel.
    >> There
    >> > > was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way
    to test
    >> >it.
    >> > > "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...
    They
    >> want you
    >> > > to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts
    when they
    >> > > bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna
    lose it."
    >> > > Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
    >> > > side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at
    my
    >> truck,
    >> > > looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't
    resist. I
    >> > > said,"Nope. I was driving around and those other three just
    swelled
    >> right
    >> > > up on me. Here's your sign."
    >> > > We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over
    to the
    >> > > house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back
    to the
    >> > > house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the
    exhaust pipe,
    >> > > then says, "&!%$#! Damn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing
    his
    >> sign,
    >> > > I could have stopped him.
    >> > > I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure.
    Wouldn't you
    >> >know
    >> > > I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
    >> couldn't get
    >> > > it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
    eventually a
    >> local
    >> > > cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
    >> questioning..ok
    >> > > ..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a
    sign...until he
    >> > > asked
    >> > > "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at
    him,
    >> looked
    >> > > back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering
    a
    >> > > bridge...
    >> > > here's your sign."
    >> > > I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and
    >> said "Are
    >> > > you still here?" I replied, "No. I left bout 10 minutes ago.
    Here's
    >> your
    >> > > sign."
    >> > > Anybody you know need a sign today?

  • concerned mama
    concerned mama

    I have weeks when I think it should be pasted on my forehead. I call them blond weeks.

    concerned mama

    "only blonds can tell blond jokes."

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    concerned mama, "only blonds can tell blond jokes." .. but EVERYONE gets to laugh !

    (¯`·.¸the agents of oblivion descend upon the sane¸.·´¯)

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Hi outcast...I really liked the 3 tires swelled up one...and delivering a bridge...but I found those little arrows from forwarding messages a bit distracting.

    As for a stupid sign...I'll have to give one to my daughter. My partner/intended/loveofmylife has a fair dinkum aussie sense of humour, and he told her that spaghetti grows on trees...should I tell her the truth, that they grow upright out of the ground??

    Beck

  • Solace
    Solace

    Stupid button?
    Some may find it insulting and you know what comes next.
    [>:(]
    Maybe a "not gonna go there" "talk to the hand" gesture would be better.
    No, I didnt say "finger gesture".

    Im blond and blond jokes are my favorite except when they are comming from Andrew Dice Clay or Howerd Stern.
    Gross.

  • outcast
    outcast

    Hi Beck,

    Sorry about the arrows, it was e-mailed to me that way, and since I was raised in the troof, I feel very blessed I know how to turn a computer on. ( We weren't allowed to turn anything on until marriage..wink wink )

    As far as the spaghetti thing, definatly tell him to tell the truth.

    All of us Italians know how hard it is to gather spaghetti, especially when harvesting season is in the monsoon months of July in Sicily. It's a horrendous job, but someone has to get that spaghetti out of the ground before it goes al dente.

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    I like that 'talk to the hand' gesture idea...what about 'I can't see you, gazing straight ahead, driving right past ya' gesture...that goes down really well when you're confronted with the 'finger gesture' or the 'peace sign backwards' gesture. I have lots of road rage gestures...driving into the city and home every day...you get really good at sign language...and I can also read lips

    [email protected] dente...you crack me up.

    Beck

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