Come rain or come shine ... Don't they know what water does to paper?
They might be driving me nuts
Here's a different approach:
OMG, it's an army of them, just like locusts!
The definition of OPTIMISTS:
This young brother's got it made in the shade. Probably his "qualifications" will be questioned soon.
JW: "So how many would you like?"
She said, "Nun!"
Or how 'bout this one:
JW Sister: "How many copies would you two like?"
Look, we told you, "Nun!"
One of the points to come out of the UK branch visit today was that in the latest YB there is a picture of Sam Herd doing the carts. He is showing a person a video on dub.dork. It was stressed by the speaker that this is how the GB want the work done - i.e. leave the literature on the cart until it is clear that a person is interested. So engage with them first and qualify the giveaway.
So they are looking to give less and less away whilst uping the number of hours that publishers do since they can be on the carts for ages.
Wow, look how people just rush up to the cart "hungering and thirsting for the good news!"
The new Mini Cart
Whoa, they aren't kidding when they say "mini." That guy is really small. Either that or those are some mighty big Bibles.
I'd hate to hafta lug those around in my book bag!!!
And yet another different approach: