Well, greetings all. I have returned from a very busy 2 weeks and wanted to say I have missed being here. Now then, it is my pleasure to report that the city of Las Vegas is represented quite well, by our very own rekless and his lovely wife Joanne, hope I spelled that right. They were kind enough to fetch me from hotel, buy me beer, and feed me yummy homemade lasagne. Joanne is a great cook and as pleasant as can be. The association was as bad as it could get, I assure you. We talked, drank, and shared stories till I had to be fetched back to the Imperial Palace. Rekless has 35 years of tales, both of woe and of humor, involving JWland. I am much the better for having the pleasure of listening to them, as I can totally relate to many of them myself. For that I thank both of them and am infernally gratefull. At this time I have no matter to bring before the judicial committe in regards the Las Vegas flock, except to say that next time I get to buy the booze...*Looking Stern*
As for the rest of my journey to las Vegas, I have encapsulated it using my favorite sins:
Pride: I was the youngest and freakiest educator at my conference. That meant all the cute Course Technology (Conference Sponsors) chicks spent an inordinate amount of time talking to me...
Envy: I was definitely jealous of the Japanese guys placing $500 bets at my blackjack table...Bastards!
Greed: I could never seem to get enough of those hooker trading cards that portrayed young innocent girls "working" thier way through college. Send email if you too would like trading card in snail mail to [email protected]
Sloth: See next sin...
Drunkeness: I don't remember how much beer I drank really, but needless to say I broke even not having to buy beers at the casinos. A moderate estimation would be 30-40 beers a day. Not to mention the bloody marys...
Anger: Asshole ripped me for $10 in fake pot....
Lust: Dog Bless America! I went to three totally awesome strip shows. Warms my heart to know those girls are "working" thier way through college by means of such wholesome activity.
Please take a moment to see my pics and do enjoy. I'll be posting my Big Bend, West Texas adventure pics/comments later today or tommorrow. Its good to be back with you all and will talk soon.
http://www.sassquatch.com/Vegas/
Sincerely,
District Overbeer