Jehovah's Witnesses' masturbation Video Continues to go viral. Now picked up on nerd publications.

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  "The Internet Has Found a Jehovah’s Witnesses Anti-Masturbation Sign Language Video and Remixed It Accordingly

  By Josh Wolford · 4 hours ago · 3 Comments

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  Jehovah’s Witnesses teach followers to refrain from masturbation, as they say it’s unclean and greedy. Over the years, the Jehovah’s Witnesses semi-monthly publication The Watchtower has touched on the issue – saying at one point that the practice can lead to sexual promiscuity and even homosexuality.

  Apparently, the anti-masturbation stance is still important enough to the faith for them to create videos about it and place them online. The official Jehovah’s Witnesses website has published a video series in American Sign Language, promoting their various messages to the deaf population.

  One of these videos, “Gain the Victory over Masturbation,” has been discovered by denizens of the internet. And I’m sure you can guess where this goes from here.

  Remixes. Remixes everywhere. Capitalizing on some of the more expressive motions and facial movements of those in the video, people have set it to some interesting soundtracks.

  Like R. Kelly:

  Or Gangnam style:

  How about some dubstep?

  And 50 Cent:

  If you want to check out the original video, it’s number 22 on this list.

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  1. Roberta Simon
     September 10, 2012 at 11:39 am Reply

     Hypocrisy big time,….”straining out the gnat,and then gulping down the camel”
     Jehovah’s Witnesses hit with $28 million sex abuse settlement Oakland,Calif.-Google it.

     Jehovah’s Witnesses have many issues with sexual molestation of children.The religion and its members are more concerned about protecting the group image than the victims.

     TWO WITNESSES required.
     The Jehovah’s Witnesses require ‘two witnesses’ to a crime or it didn’t happen,you are supposed to ‘leave it in
     Jehovah’s hands’ wait on the lord.
     How many pedophiles allow an eyewitness?
     These people engage in a door to door ministry, possibly exposing children to pedophiles.
     The Watchtower corporation has paid out millions in settlement money already.

  2. Robin3663
     September 10, 2012 at 11:34 am Reply

     Watchtower cult are the control freaks!
     They will commit the most egregious blasphemies(like 1914 for Jesus second coming),then go on rants about masturbation.

     Jehovah’s Witnesses are the most sexually repressed people out there.They just now are getting prosecuted with multiple court action for child abuse and pedophilia.

  3. marcus25
     September 10, 2012 at 11:10 am Reply

     YEAH! Deaf is funny

     …the internet is full of bigots. Perhaps you should remix a sambo video for them as well.

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