ADVERTISE, ADVERTISE, ADVERTISE THE KINGDOM WITH !!!!!!!!!!!
HIDDEN FEES AND SURCHARGES : Which are expectations not disclosed to the unsuspectin' householder
'GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE' : In which folks sold their homes cuz this world was to end in 1975
MISUSE OF THE WORD FREE : "Freewill" is not devoid of cost or obligation
MANIPULATION OF MEASUREMENTS : The length of a generation
ANGEL DUSTING : Misleadin' the householder into expectin' that they will gain benefit from all this false advertisin'
FILLERS AND OVERSIZED PACKAGING : Faked field service reports
MANIPULATION OF TERMS : Again, the length of a generation
INCOMPLETE COMPARISIONS : Leaves the false impression that it is the best religion
MISLEADING ILLUSTRATIONS : People smiling while others are layin' dead on the ground
FALSE COLORING : Happiest people on earth even though they are depressed
BAIT AND SWITCH : Public edition / study edition of magazines are not the same
GUARANTEE : " The generation that saw the events of 1914 " will " be the ones to see the end
NO RISK : If not satisfied wit this religion, you risk losin' family and friends
QUESTION: Ain't it a law against such ????
I lifted the idea for this thread from Wikipedia under the headin' FALSE ADVERTISEMENT
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