'Forget You'--A song to the WT

by sd-7 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    Yes, I know Cee Lo Green said that other thing, but...#3, in the Posting Guidelines. I had to edit it! Cue the music...

    I say the
    Change in your doctrine wasn't enough
    So forget you
    I see you
    Out in field service with the woman I love
    And I'm like
    Forget you
    And forget her too

    Now I may not be an elder
    But I know how to read
    I know how to count
    And I know how to speak
    You won't be going to my public talk
    Anytime soon
    But that doesn't prove
    That I'm worth less than you
    I might have gone to a college
    Because I needed food
    And the Society
    Doesn't give it out free
    Instead of shunning me you might consider
    Washing my feet
    But it just cannot be
    So now I have to repeat it

    So the district overseer
    Didn't like my talk
    Well, forget you
    Thanks for the pain in my feet
    From that pioneer walk
    With a forget you
    And forget them too
    And still you claim you're a prophet
    But you're always wrong
    So uh, forget you (hoo hoo hoo hoo!)

    I could exercise my skill in
    Reading comprehension
    And deal with pretentious
    Self-righteous interventions
    And I could do JHVH's will
    And even go to conventions
    But I cannot pretend 'cause
    The nonsense is endless
    I appreciate policing of
    My personal e-mails
    And my personal details
    But I'm keeping my entrails
    You can guarantee I will not let you
    Cut me again
    Or gut me again, friend,
    'Cause this is the end, man

    So you gave me a committee
    Over reading a book
    And I'm like,
    Forget you
    And 'cause my wife turned me in
    You let her off the hook
    So I'm like,
    Forget you
    And forget her too
    To both JHVH and his Witnesses
    I wish all the luck
    With a forget you!! (hoo hoo hoo hoo!)
    With a forget you!!
    With a forget you!!

    --sd-7

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    You know I am gonna sing this with the uncencored version

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    LOL! Only you, my beloved SD-7, could've written this parody.

  • JimmyPage
  • SophieG
    SophieG

    Love this!!!

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    I just think it'd be good to send this one back to the top, in case somebody missed it. It goes through my head from time to time...

    --sd-7

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